Friday, November 13, 2009

My God I'm Uninspired

Nothing exciting has happened to me recently. Nothing even remotely funny or that I could possibly turn into being funny. I Googled myself and read some of my sex columns from college, which I now find remarkably un-funny, so I've lost all faith in myself to ever be funny again.

A really fat woman sat on me on the train while she tried to sit down. That's about it for any material I've got. If my left thigh was a rainbow, she woulda made Skittles. badumchaa

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