Just now I was walking to class and I swear I have an angel looking out for me, because had I been walking a split second faster, I'd have been in the line of fire of a domestic dispute and essentially would have been impaled by a fork. Literally, a set of lovely silver cutlery fell from the sky approx. 1 foot ahead of where I was.
But all I could do was laugh because, let's be honest, what a hilariously appropriate way to die that would be! Think of all the food I've mercilessly speared...it's like that innocent crusty brown burnt part of the Stoeffer's mac n cheese finally getting revenge on me after years of torture.
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