Friday, February 26, 2010

Haikus: Winter Weather Edition

Full-time all wheel drive
Subaru I love you so
I no be in ditch

Branches on the road
Careful you don't hit one now!
...Unless I hate you

Thirst for winter drinks
Where the F is Kahlua?
Chambord NOT the same

Power comes and goes
What the hell does family do?
We all want to die

Dodger loves the snow
Comes up to his fat belly
WE CANT ALL BE DOGS

In other news...you know how sometimes, you go out, have a kind of unfulfilling, crappy bar dinner, then you come home and there is a 2-gallon tub of lentil soup in the fridge? And you're like "Well, so what if Mom's in the doldrums and dad yells and I have so much revisited teen angst? I is NEVER moving out!"?? Yeaaah.

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