Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Why I Need To Move Out, Reason 232493284:

Uttered Tuesday night, April 27, 2010:

"Once Allie sees "Precious," I think we should pick out a day to only talk like Precious's mom. Close tha fuckin dishwasher door, bitch!" -Larry Markowitz, high-powered attorney, father of two, whiter than the Tuscan sun.

And so that's that.
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  1. kati@yourmom.comApril 28, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Larry David, perhaps? Haha, your dad and my dad would be such great friends.

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